September 3, 2010

This made me laugh

By Minki

On Tuesday, I fell off a ladder and put my back out. (Like, could I get anymore cliche-y?) 

It’s not thaaaat bad, but I’ve been milking my little injury to get out of college and have been camping out at my big sis’s place. She has DSTV, so I’ve been watching back to back episodes of reality kak.. Also enjoyed helping myself to her fridge full of Woolies ready prepared micro-meals – their vegetarian lasagna is the shizz!

Anywayz, the only kaaaak thing is that her best mate is down from Oz and staying over with her brat three year old, which TOTALLLY ruined my chilled vibe. Seriously. This kid is like eeee-vil! It screamed like non-stop, broke/shredded everything it could it’s hands on and threw up on my leg after EATING half my fave lippie, a random Maybelline colour that’s now discontinued. ;-( ;-( ;-( 

So.. when I got sent this link to these seriously funny condom ads, I could, like, totally appreciate them.

Daaaaaddddyyy!!!!

Daaaaaddddyyy!!!!

Click here to have a good laugh.

http://freshpics.blogspot.com/2010/05/best-condom-ads-ever.html      

Remember kids, wrap it up!

Minx

P.S. I haven’t made up my mind regarding PB’s matric dance. I’m con-tem-plating..

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September 1, 2010

Happy Spring Day!

By Minki

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Here’s hoping the weather starts heating up. I’m ready for some serious summer fun..

x0×0

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September 1, 2010

Minx for President!

By Minki
I’ve made it into the Top Ten of the 2010<br>
SA Blog Awards! What else than “Most Controversial Blog” Heheee! Just click on the banner below and vote me. Mwah! x Minx<br>

Weeeeeeeeee!

I’ve made it into the Top Ten of the 2010 SA Blog Awards!
What else than “Most Controversial Blog” Heheee!

If you like my blog, please click here and vote me!

Hoping for all your support so that I can keep on giving you more of what you want!

Mwah, mwah, mwah!

♥♥♥ Minx

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August 28, 2010

LOL LOL LOL

By Minki

OMG ya’ll!

You won’t believe what happened today! I got an SMS from PB and it made me laugh so much I nearly drove into the side of DeWaal drive!!!!

He was all like, Hey so I know that things are, like, weird between us, but don’t you want to come to my MATRIC DANCE with me?!!!

OMFG!!!

I nearly died! Like literally!

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

xoxo

Minx

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August 25, 2010

Tasty T

By Minki

Last month T got a belly ring. It first went all red and nasty, but now it’s healed up she’s getting all fancy pants with sexy little chains and stuff.

bellyDo you like?

x0×0

And yes, I’m v jealous of her serious tan. It’s real. Bitch be Greek so she don’t use self tan.

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August 25, 2010

Bad Boy

By Minki

Remember this sexy post?  <—Watch this first …and then watch this:

xxx

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August 19, 2010

Hideous, hideous, hideous..

By Minki

So here’s how it went down..

I pitched up at PB’s place on Thurs without him knowing I was coming.. (I know were he lives because I dropped him off there the other day) and his mom opened the door.

Now, I didn’t think this was a big deal or anything.. many of my friends live with their folks. But she was all weird-ass to me. Her ‘tude was like ‘Er, who the fuck are you and what are you doing here so late..’ kinda thing.. (It was only just after 10, but now, in retrospect, I realise she’s probably got some stupid rule going with PB, something like ‘no mates over on school nights’ or whatever..) Also, she probz thought I was under age - so the fact that I reeked of pre-party booze and had two serious smokers, (Crazy L and T),  in tow wasn’t helping..

Anywaz.. you can’t imagine the shock I got upon entering the dude’s room. I mean, WTF?!!! There he was, sitting in front of the PC in a pair of hiiideeeooos tracksuit pants and a twee little school shirt. Behind him, on the bed, lay his blazer and tie!!!! I don’t know who was more embarrassed – him or me! I mean, I’d been telling my bitches about my hot, new fuck buddy for ages and they end up meeting a boy who probably still sleeps in Ben 10 pajamas?!! 

FUCK!!!! 

Naturally, Crazy L and T started to laugh. So hard that T fell in the passage way, losing a platform in the process.

PB: Shit, are you okay?

T: (laughing her ass off) Oh, hey, I’m just fine. Thank you.. KIDDO. (bursts into hysterical cackling)

Crazy L: (in hysterics) SONNY!

T: (semi-shrieking) LAD!!! Heeeeeeeee!

My! God! I rounded those bitches up so fast – and got out of there even faster. As you can imagine, they took the piss out of me all the way to town (’Oh, so this is why this door’s always on child lock..’) and I don’t think I will ever live this down.

*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh*

Minx

x0×0x0×0

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August 16, 2010

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Minki

I don’t know how to tell you this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rocked up at PB’s place – unannounced – on Thur, to try and drag him out on the town with me. (He didn’t want to go ‘cos it was a ’school night..’) And he wasn’t joking..

I walked into his room and found him sitting on his PC listening to music IN HIS SCHOOL UNIFORM!

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I could die. I could die a thousand deaths.

So much makes sense now.

Fuck. Ing. Hell!

I don’t have time to write right now, but I have lots to tell you..

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!

xoxox

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August 12, 2010

Blah..

By Minki

Thank the Lord it’s poeza Thursday! Despite being short, this week has dragged on and on! And yesterday I had the migraine from hell!

It started up at the crack of dawn and just wouldn’t go away!!! Spent the whole day tripping out on crappy Disprin ’cos it’s all I had.. Finally, when I got home, I rummaged through my bags and found two of my sis’s ultra awesome yellow muscle relaxant shizz that I’d forgotten about. 

By the time PB arrived, I was a certifiable vegetable and at certain points our convo went like this..

PB: Want me to get you another beer?

Me: Huh? Oh.. ja.. whatever.. (sliding further down the couch..)

PB: You okay?

Me: Of coursshhh…. who doesn’t like coconut…? (drool spilling out of my mouth..)

PB: What?!

Me: khdgkjhdkgjdhjkgh.. (head rolling on the tiles..)

I did perk up somewhat when he peeled off my new panties to tongue my clit, sliding his fingers in and out my vag… But man was I fuuucked! It probably would’ve been date rape if I didn’t enjoying myself so much. Heeeee! 

 Anywayz, I’d better jump in the shower and whore myself up. PB doesn’t want to come out tonight (he says it’s a ’school night..’), but I reckon I’ll swing by his place and try convince him otherwise. I don’t think he’ll be able to say no to a car full of hot bitches who don’t wear panties! 

Laterz!

xoxo

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August 5, 2010

So cute..

By Minki

I love Mr P for undies. They suit my sad little student budget and always cute, colourful shizz. I bought this little number today for my long weekend fuckfest with PB.

Dou you think he’ll like them? I haven’t shown them to him yet, but he’s just left.

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See how pink my ass cheeks are in the pic? That’s cos he spanked me good and proper, rode me like a pony and shot his bolt all over my back. He then proceeded to finish all my Cream Soda and fucked off. Gotta love boys..

x0×0

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July 31, 2010

Down and dirty

By Minki

Sooo, my new hottie, Party Boy, came over for drinki poos last night. We were supposed to then go to my friend’s birthday do, but we got a little, er, distracted after he lived up to his promise of getting down and dirty with my va-jay-jay. Must say, he’s definitely got some skills. ;-) ;-) ;-)

Within no time I was straddling him on my bed, wearing nothing but a pair of grey, suede high heel Zoom ankle boots to the tune of Bony M’s Sunny Mousse T radio mix!   

‘Sunny, YEAHHH… thank you for the sunshine and the bonkkkkiinnnggg..’ (at least that’s what that line sounds like.. Hee!)  

Ahh.. there’s something so glorious about fucking someone you just don’t care about yet.. being able to be so hideously/fantastically selfish.. And I must say, I really did love sneaking peeks at the mirror over my shoulder – to catch sight of my tanned, tight ass gliding up and down his shaft. (I’m not going to be 20 forever, so I feel justified in basking in its awesomeness while I still can.. )

Still, I can’t decide if I realllly like him or not. Hm..

Pros:

He too has an ass you can bounce R5 coins off of.

Appreciates my shoe collection which, once pissed, I was happy to model to the tune of my Bony M Gold album. (Hence our hideous fuck track..)

Plays tennis. Or so he says. We’ll have to see..  

Cons:

Knows vokkal about vino. (He asked me if I wanted ice.. in my pinotage!)

Vocab limited to ‘no ways.. that’s sick’. But then again I’m not exactly looking for a pen pal…  

Has to share a car with his older boet. Kak one..

Anywayz, I gotta run.. My aunt is get botox today (yup, vanity runs in the family) and I told her I’d go with to hold her hand.

xoxox

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July 27, 2010

Fame!!!

By Minki

Hey guys!

Looky, looky! One of my darling readers also happens to be a fellow blogger, Smous. (Have you checked out his blog? He’s one funny dude!)

Anyhoo, he gave me a really nice shout out the other day.. go check out his site and you’ll see.

Thanks Smous, you’re a darling! Sending you a big, fat virtual blow job!

Kiss, kiss

Minx

xoxox

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July 26, 2010

Party Boy

By Minki

Okay, so party number one was a total write off. I’d only just gotten there before I got called to the bathroom to help out my friend. She fell into a dead faint and cut her lip, spewing blood everywhere. Had to drag the bitch home. ;-P

But don’t feel sorry for her. She’s like totally smug ‘cos she’s now booked off college for a week with a virus (the cause of her fantastic faint) and is very proud of her massively swollen lip which has puffed up into the perfect trout pout. ;-P ;-P

Saturday night was AWESOME tho! Rocking house party with sooooo much booze and crazy amounts of food. Ate a SHIT LOAD of corn chips and avo dip so I’m gonna have to hit the gym like a bitch if I wanna keep my booty looking fuckable..

Also met the hottest, cutest boy on the dance floor. Music was too loud to really get to know him properly (that and the fact that I was fucked off my face on litres of vodka Coke Zero), but I can tell you this: he likes David Guetta, is nice and tall and doesn’t smoke. (Okay, so I suppose that isn’t very much.. but he’s a GREAT kisser and I’m dying to see him again).

We’ve exchanged numbers and have been exchanging dirty little texts. This is my favourite so far:

When asked what kind of underwear he’d like me to wear next time we hook up..

‘White cotton lady. Will lick and suck u right thru til u cum on my face. Looking 4ward to it.’     

SO AM I!

Laterz,

Minx

xoxox

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July 22, 2010

Slinky Pinky Mini Vibrator

By Minki

Blaahhh!

So miff to be back at college. And was absolutely terrible to be stuck in class yesterday with that crazy good weather. (25 in the middle of winter! Yes please!) Also, to make matters worse, I fell out of bed (so lame, I know..) and twisted my ankle, so I can’t run this week. ;-( ;-(

On the upside, the Passionfruit peeps sent me the cutest little mini vibrator earlier this week – the Slinky Pinky! Don’t you just looove the name? (I like it ‘cos it reminds me of me.. Kinky Minky.. Slinky Pinky.. Get it?)

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It’s realllly tiny (just 12 centimetres long) so I can take it to school with ease – and take lots of looong bathroom breaks. In fact, I’ve ‘buzzed off’ so many times this week I have no clue as to what’s going on in class. Ha! But seriously girls, if you had one you’d understand - you only need to hold the tip of this cute vibrator to your clit and BAM, just like that you’re dripping wet and coming all over your hands. Love it!

Anywayz.. I better close this lap top and make supper. And by that I mean stick my Woolies lasagne in the oven. Gotta carbo load for the weekend. Got three beeeeg parties to go to – just know I’m gonna score some seriously sexy ass.

Minx

xoxox

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July 18, 2010

Hm..

By Minki

Went shopping this weekend.

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D’yall thnk these jeans make my butt look big?

x0×0x

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  • Welcome to my sex blog

    My name's Minki, but my friends call me Kinky Minki or Minx. I’m your typical varsity student and used to have a not so typical job - I test and review sex toys for www.passionfruit.co.za - the best online sex shop in the biz! 
     
    This suits me just great because despite looking like a cute cupcake-baking sweetheart (the kind you’d just luuurve to take home to your mama), I’m a closet horny as hell, man-eating, sex addicted nympho! I wish I could tell you what drives my dirty little dark side, but I really don’t know. The same way you can’t get through the day without a frothy cappuccino, I can’t make it till sundown without a cock up the ass – plastic or otherwise. ;-)
     
    I do hope you enjoy reading about my adventures as much as I do having them. Because I really do enjoy having them. That and lots of multiple orgasms!!! 
     
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