Fond farewell.. (for now?)

Fuck! I have so much to tell you all that I don’t know where to start..

I don’t know how it happened, but I’ve fallen head over stilettos in love with G. (And he’s not so little after all.. Wooooweee!)

Just the other day we were getting to know each other again and now I’m completely and utterly obsessed with the dude. Being with him just feels so.. right!

I know it sounds like things are moving really fast, but I’ve decided to wrap the back end of my studies up via correspondence and move overseas to live with G in Amsterdam. I have nooo idea as to how things will work out, but I’ve got this feeling, deep down inside of me that this is the right path for me.

So it looks like my Cape Town adventures will be coming to an end – just like this blog. It’s time for me to turn over a new leaf and become a bad girl gone good. ;-) ;-)

fgh

Holland, here I come!

Thanks for all your interest and support over the last two years – it’s been real. I wish you all a life time of awesomess and toe curling orgasms!

Cheerio bitches!

Minx

xoxox

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Fucking funny

OMFG, I feel like the luckiest girl in the WORLD!!!

Just got back from dinner at Li’l G’s place.. He told me we were gonna go out for supper, but suprised me instead – walked into his place and he’d put candles all over the floor and laid a picnic blanket out in the middle of his lounge.. and it gets even better.. when I was little, his mom used to make THE BEST mac and cheese ever! (I tried it once and was like totally obsessed with it – so then, every time she made it for dinner, she’d lean over the wall and tell my mom to send me over for supper!) He remembered this and got the recipe from her and made it for me! Along with ice cream served with only pink and purple smarties – cos when I was little those were the only one’s I’d eat! 

He also confessed something that completely shocked the living crap out of me..

When I was in Grade 9, my family’s staffie, Toffie-belle (my sister named her, don’t ask) got run over. I was completely and utterly devastated. So much so that I didn’t go to school for two days ‘cos I couldn’t stop crying. Eventually, I was forced to go to class, but walked around like a total trainreck. Later in that miserable week, I found a burned CD had been slipped into my satchel. Somebody had taken magic marker and written: ‘Don’t cry beautiful girl’ on the front.

How sweet is that?!!!!

I had ZERO idea as to who it was. It could’ve been any one of the gazillion dudes who always tried to fuck me in the parking lot after the school socials.. (I use the word try cos I’d NEVER have dated a boy I went to school with. Grossness! I was only interested in boys with wheels and fat salaries.. Dunno if that was shameful or clever.. Hehe!)    

Anywayz, Li’l G totally fessed up to making the CD – and I know it’s him for sure – he could name all the songs on there! OMMMG!!

What am amazing date! Was sooo cool, but got cut too short. Had to disappear early for reasons that are too long and boring to explain right now. 

I’m now gonna slip into bed and when I indulge in a few Good Night Vibes.. It’s still sooo funny to me tho.. if someone had told me a few year’s back  that I’d be fiddling with my clit while thinking of li’l G – a boy who used to wear red cordurouys and polka dot suspenders!!! – I’d have laughed in your face.

Funny, funny, funny..

x0×0x

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Party, party, party!

Sjjjoooooeeeee, how hot is this fucking weather. I’m sitting here typing in the nude and despite having all the windows open, I can feel my sweat trickling down my thighs.. Insane!

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My second shower of the day. Still melting..

Now let me tell you the most crayzee story..

I went to J’s Camp’s Bay house party this weekend had a really BAD and GOOD time.. this is cos on the way there, my friend’s Savanna spilled all over my lap and INTO MY PURSE!!! I had to walk into this totally pretentious party REEKING of Sav and with this big stain all over my crotch!

I was all like oh well whatever.. it’s going to be gone in a bit cos it’s so hot – but it dried a horribly PEE YELLOW STAIN on my pale lilac dress. ;-( ;-( ;-(

FUCKK!!!! 

So I was like totally over it. Was like right, you have your fun cos I’m gonna go home and change.. BUUUT as I was leaving, I tripped down this crazy stone stair case thing and cut the shit out of my knees and forearm. Like WTF?!!!! (Reckon it’s sooo god’s way of getting back at me for being mean to the fat girls in high school!!!)

LUCKILY.. (see there was a good bit) I was literally picked up off the ground by a White Knight who was  tall, dark AND handsome. Such a cliche.. but ja.. I was in such a state that only  half way though the whole OMG are you okay process did I realise that we actually knew each other……. it was little G, the boy who used to be my neighbour back in school! Except he wasn’t little any more. Sjoh!

 Let me fill you on the dealio with Little G:

When I was really little, we used to play together all the time. I used to have a pool and he didn’t.. so on hot days he’d come over to swim. And one school holiday we tried to build a tree house in the back of his garden.. but his mom made us stop half way ‘cos she though we were going to hammer one of our fingers off or fall out and get concussed. (It was a tall tree..)

Anywayz.. we got to Grade 7 and I was suddenly a ‘cool kid’ and he was still Little G.. And he made the fateful mistake of asking me to slow dance to Underneath Your Clothes, that stupid Shakira song at a house party. I was like dude.. what the fuck.. all my friends are here. I hate to admit, but I kinda told the little guy to piss off in front of a whole bunch of people and we NEVER SPOKE AGAIN! And in high school I don’t even think we looked at each other.. I was too busy partying it up and he was.. well… I actually have no clue what he did. But still, I always felt bad about it, but kinda shoved it to the back of my mind.. 

Sooo weird to meet up again! And so freaky that he’s suuuuch a babe. Wow! 

Oookay, so there’s more to the story, but I gotta go – running late for my shift. Will tell you the rest laterz,

xoxoxo

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Woooohoooo!

Woooohoooo!

This weekend’s gonna be awesome! My friend J has landed herself in some very interesting company..

She went to a Camps Bay house party the othe day.. you know.. those one’s where the house is rented by some rich douche down from Europe or the states for the season.. where they just throw mad parties every night with a increcibly good looking rent a crowd that they pick up on the strip.. And all the alcohol is free, free, FREE!

Anywayz, while there she met this cute Italian banker type who listened to her bitch and whine about her shit flatmate.. (The cuntbag she lives with thinks its okay to help herself to J’s shoes, wear the fuck out of them and then leave them lying in her car.. for J to discover for herself a month later!  Sooo not cool!!)

So Italian guy was like ‘shame poor you, come move in with us’, just like that. And she was like ‘For real?!’ and so she moved in on Monday and has been living like a fucking queen. All she does is lie around the pool, REQUEST FANCY DINNERS FROM THEIR LIVE IN CHEF and watch the E channel on dstv. And she doesn’t have to shag anyone! HOW IS THAT LUCK?

She’s got in there so much with her sweet boere meisie charm – something she can turn on the moment she needs to use it, cos really she’s an evil bitch like me.. that the Euro crew have now told her she can throw a wild house party there this weekend. THEY’RE GOING TO SPONSER ALL THE BOOZE!!

OMFG!!!!!!!!

 Very excited! Looking forward to it and can’t wait to tell you about how it all goes down…….

Laterz,

Minx

xoxoxoxo

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Dirty weekend fun

Shoooo… This weekend was insane!

On Friday, I was sooo buggered I decided to stay in with a little gift from the Passion Fruit peeps, my new Love Racer G-spot dildo!

Fuck me DEEP and HARD!

This sexy silicone beast is nice and big, so it fills your vag with it’s big, hulking deliciousness while pressing up against your clit. The best part tho is the curved tip that allows it to hit up your G-spot with ease. I like to slide this bad boy in me and lie on my stomach, rocking back and forth until the sensation is soooo intense I feel like I’m gonna piss on my hands! I also dig that it’s a non-vibing toy – so I can use it in my room while my flatmate whips up din din, safe in the knowledge that she won’t hear a thing.. except maybe a pillow-stiffled moan when I come, come, COME!

On Saturday, I tanned and shopped (the usual) and had a little nap before hitting up town with my girlfriends. I didn’t find any sexy boys to play with and wasn’t really looking (my dirty little cunt’s need for cock had been stifled thanks to Friday’s fuck session..) so instead I got crazyee drunk on appletinis and patron and danced till I couldn’t feel my feet.

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My tan's darker than youuur tan!

It was definately a good weekend. How was yours?!!

xoxoxo

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How rad is this weather?

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It’s perrrrrrfect for topless tanning..

xoxo

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Yummy Chocolate Body Paint!

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x0×0x

Minx

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Ice, ice baby vibrator

Fuuuuuuuuuck meeee! How hot has it been okes?
Pulled a sickie the other day and spent it topless tanning in the garden with a thick stack of mags and mojitos. Ahh the life..
Enjoyed making my cute neighbours feel uncomfortable by just HAVING to turn over or get up and check my thong’s tan line every time they walked passed. The little surfer dude was so embarrassed he practically fell on his face while going up the stairs. ;-P But then again walking with a stiffie must be difficult. Heeeeee! And if you’ve got an ass like mine, sharing it is like a community service.
Anywayz, once indoors there was nothing I could do to cool down. Our bathroom takes all the sun in the day and turns it into a sauna.. and I’d finished all the cocktails to the point of hectic drunkenness. Was about to whip out a bag of frozen peas to put my feet on when I found it lurking, (hidden away in the back of the freezer so it wouldn’t scare our maid) – my summer salvation!
This is the Ice Touch vibrator, PRICE.
PIC  IN PACKAGING
The Passionfruit boys gave it to me a few weeks ago and I completely forgot about it. So discovering it on a day that I thought I was going to melt was like a gift from the gods of all things horny.
So – how does it work? You fill that little base mould thing up with water and stick it in your freezer.
PIC OF IT FREEZING
It freezes up and creates a cute, big bullet shaped vibe with a frosty, popsicle like tip!
PIC OF IT FROZEN
Immediately I stripped down to fuckall and lay on the almost cool tiles in the lounge. That stupid uck Twilight shit was on and it was all irritating vampires and dogboys.. but I didn’t even notice.. was writhing around from the awesomeness of having something akin to Frosty the Snowman’s cock vibing between my tits. Mmm.. And OH GOD when you trace it across your nipples.. the combo of vibes and ice is insane! They stood to attention and got so hard, I thought perhaps I’d frozen them and that they’d break off!!!!
Then, when I couldn’t take it anymore, I started icing up my clit. The tip was starting to melt a bit at this point.. it was deliciously wet and I loved how it felt – to have my clit buzzed while something cold and wet trickled into my hot, hungry, even wetter cunt.
When I couldn’t stand it anymore – I stuck it deep into my pussy which started spasming with delight at the crazy new sensation. With one hand, I held it deep inside of me and used the other to rub away at my clit which had swollen up to the size of jelly tot! Then, in less than a minute, I came all over my hands with a deep dirty moan that made me grateful my flatmate was away at school..
Woooo weeeee!
Yeah, I can definitely recommend this frozen delight. It’s AWESOME and my next string of drunken pool parties are definitely going to be one’s to remember!
Cheers bitches,

Fuuuuuuuuuck meeee! How hot has it been okes?

Pulled a sickie the other day and spent it topless tanning in the garden with a thick stack of mags and mojitos. Ahh the life..

Enjoyed making my cute neighbours feel uncomfortable by just HAVING to turn over or get up and check my thong’s tan line every time they walked passed. The little surfer dude was so embarrassed he practically fell on his face while going up the stairs. ;-P But then again walking with a stiffie must be difficult. Heeeeee! And if you’ve got an ass like mine, sharing it is like a community service.

Anywayz, once indoors there was nothing I could do to cool down. Our bathroom takes all the sun in the day and turns it into a sauna.. and I’d finished all the cocktails to the point of hectic drunkenness. Was about to whip out a bag of frozen peas to put my feet on when I found it lurking, (hidden away in the back of the freezer so it wouldn’t scare our maid) – my summer salvation!

This is the Ice Touche Vibrator

vibrator1

The boys from www.passionfruit.co.za gave it to me a few weeks ago and I completely forgot about it. So discovering it on a day that I thought I was going to melt was like a gift from the gods of all things horny.

So – how does it work? You fill that little base mould thing up with water and stick it in your freezer.

vibrator2

It freezes up and creates a cute, big bullet shaped vibe with a frosty, popsicle like tip!

vibrator3

Immediately I stripped down to fuckall and lay on the almost cool tiles in the lounge. That stupid uck Twilight shit was on and it was all irritating vampires and dogboys.. but I didn’t even notice.. was writhing around from the awesomeness of having something akin to Frosty the Snowman’s cock vibing between my tits. Mmm.. And OH GOD when you trace it across your nipples.. the combo of vibes and ice is insane! They stood to attention and got so hard, I thought perhaps I’d frozen them and that they’d break off!!!!

Then, when I couldn’t take it anymore, I started icing up my clit. The tip was starting to melt a bit at this point.. it was deliciously wet and I loved how it felt – to have my clit buzzed while something cold and wet trickled into my hot, hungry, even wetter cunt.

When I couldn’t stand it anymore – I stuck it deep into my pussy which started spasming with delight at the crazy new sensation. With one hand, I held it deep inside of me and used the other to rub away at my clit which had swollen up to the size of jelly tot! Then, in less than a minute, I came all over my hands with a deep dirty moan that made me grateful my flatmate was away at school..

Woooo weeeee!

Yeah, I can definitely recommend this frozen delight. It’s AWESOME and my next string of drunken pool parties are definitely going to be one’s to remember!

Cheers bitches,

Minx

xoxoxo

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Pussy

Woo-ho! Dirty boys Rammstein live in Cape Town tonight!
Can’t wait to throw my panties onto the stage if they play “Pussy”

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See you there!

xxx

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Dear God, help me..

OMFG!!!!!!! Been dying to post about this all day, but been busy doing family stuff.

On Saturday night, I went out on a date with B. He took me to a cute little place in Vredehoek (forgotten the name) as it was close to his flat. Had a very nice pasta and wayyyy too much red wine because the next day my head felt like it was gonna explode.. my bod just doesn’t like red wine, but I love it. Drama!

But anywayz, once I was happily juiced up, we went back to his place to shag. I’d given myself a Hollywood the day before so my vag was as bare as a newborn baby (boys fucken love that) and was wearing my lucky hot pink La Senza thong… (you like?)
pink-thong …Within seconds of seeing my hairless vag, the oke went wild. He threw me onto his bed, spread my legs and ate my pussy like a drunken student ravishing a Steers burger at 3am! God, it was sooo good. Got sooo juiced up, you couldn’t tell if it was me dripping everywhere or his spit..

Next, he pushed my legs up over my head and shoved his cock in me. Hard! Boy was thrusting like a maniac, pummeling me, nailing me, fucking me like his life depended on it.. and then, something terrible happened.. just as I started to feel like I was going to come, he let out this EXPLOSIVE FART!!!!!!!

OhhhhhmmmmyyyyyGoooooddd!!!!!

Now I’ve had boys fart in the bedroom before. It’s hideous, but it happens. Even me, I’ve been known to let out the odd fanny fart after a serious fuck session.. But this was something else.. within seconds I was engulfed in the most DISGUSTING fucking smell you can imagine. It was so bad it could’ve stripped the paint off the walls. It smelled like a rotting dead animal that had been left in the sun for ten long days!!!!

Fuck me!

And the boy just laughed it off and continued to shag me while I just lay there in disbelief, trying to hold my breath so I wouldn’t throw up all over myself.

MIIIIFFFFFFFF!

The mo he was done, I got up, shimmied back into my dress and fed him some bullshit about how I had to get home early to let my flatmate in… and he was all like, Okay, cool, so I’ll call you tomorrow, I was like ja, cheers… and got the FUCK outta there.

He’s left two voicemails on my cell today, but I haven’t bothered to read them. I don’t think I will ever be able to get over that smell and associate him with anything other than that like EVER! Even as I type, I feel like it could still be sitting in my hair. Ewwww, ewwww, ewwwww~

So yeah, it looks like another one has bitten the dust… Fuck.

Laterz,

x0×0x0

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Heheheh – It’s the Minx Mobile..

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Pity it’s a Volvo.. they’re soooo unsexy..

xoxoxoxox

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(Almost) sex in cars with boys..

My sis likes to set me up on blind dates. It’s like her thing. They never ever work out, but once she’s got a match in her head, she’s like a fucking rottweiler with a plastic chicken.. bitch just won’t let it go. So ja.. I go on these every now and again just to shut her up. Also as I’m a student, I won’t say no to a free meal in a swank restaurant. (I’ve often ordered dessert if the fuckers totally boring, just so I can zone out into a tub of creme brulee and eat his painful conversation away..)

So this is how I ended up meeting R. Now R was perfectly nice and rather good looking. We hooked up at a nice little restaurant in town, Cafe Paradiso, and had the most amazing squid ink risotto ever! Was scared it would stain my teeth, but it didn’t. It just tasted absolutely fucking delicious and was totally worth the kilojoules. Still there were no sparks between the two of us. Especially after he confessed to enjoying the Twilight movies. (Vom, vom, vom..) I think R could also sense that I wasn’t feeling his vibe and our date ended early.. or tried to anyway. When we got to his car, it wouldn’t start! O vok..

R susptected it was his battery playing up, so he called his mate, B, who has jumper cables. After a few minutes, he rocked up in a vest fresh from gym. And the dude was built hey. Nice, big arm’s rippling with muscles.. beautiful perfectly defined calves. It was lust at first sight. ! ! !

Anywayz, it was bad news for R, but good news for me.. no amount of jumping could get his car back on the road. So, we all got into B’s Audi A3 to go drop R at home and then I was left all alone with him (woo hoo!) while he drove me back to the ‘burbs. The car ride was full of sexual tension and I could tell B was totally into me. I mean how could he not be? I was wearing my tall, strappy fuck me heels and my I-know-you-want-to-spank-my-ass mini dress. 

Eventually, when he parked outside my apartment, I couldn’t bare it anymore and asked him if there was anything i could do to thank him for the lift.. He was all like, ‘no, no, don’t be silly’ and I was like ‘well how about if I suck your cock?’ Heheheheh. You should’ve seen the boy’s face. ! ! ! Within no time I was giving him one of my killer blow jobs to the tune of that crappy new Britney Spears song. Unfortunately, I heard someone start to open the electric gate at the front, so I had to stop before he could come in my mouth, but I’m sure he won’t ‘hold it against me’. Ha!

The gate opener turned out to be my flatmate who was leaving for a night out, spotted me and came over to talk shizz – so I ended my little mo with B then and there, with us agreeing to Facebook each other. Of course he’s sent me a thousand messages wanting to see me again - and I definately will.. and will be sure to keep you all posted. But ja, it looks like I’ll be getting some cock this weekend. Wooo hooo!!!

Later bitches,

Minx

x0×0x

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God help me…….

Fuuuuuuccckkkk!

I am so hungover I could die. My brain feels like it’s twice the size and bashing up against the inside of my skull.. despite the fact that I dropped two Myprodols already. Waaaaahhhh. But I just wanted to log on and tell you bitches I’ve had the most seriously wild n dirty weekend. Will tell you every thing tomorrow, but right now the screen is burning a hole into my eyes.

See ya’ tmrw bitches!

Minx

xoxo

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Summer loving!

Don’t know about you bitches, but I don’t want this good weather to end EVER!

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Skipped out on school today to catch a tan. Think it was worth it?

x0×0x

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