Old dude dilema!!!

Eeeeeeee! I don’t know what to do!!!

I have a newish friend, K. She’s cool. Love that she’s not afraid to cut her own hair and likes all the types of sushi that I don’t. (This means we can share big platters with zero dramz). I also like that she’s not a size five, so she doesn’t ask to borrow my shoes every fucking weekend like some other bitch friend of mine.. But whatevs.. Lets talk about the little dilema I find myself in..

Went to a pool party at her dad’s place the other day and what do you know - he’s a total ‘old dude’ hottie. Like Richard Gere before he got tooo old. YUM!

Now of course, being me, I flirted with him like a bitch on heat, telling him he’d ‘missed a spot!’ while cleaning leaves out of the pool and asking stuff like ‘Aren’t you hot? You should really take that shirt off..’ Totally enjoyed fucking with him and then, once I’d gotten my bronze on, I buggered off, thinking nothing of it.

Anywayz… last night I got this SMS:

What you doing pretty girl?

And I was like whatever and just ignored it. Thought it was some random from my college.

Then another one came through: How’s that sunburn? Want me to rub some ice on your tits?


So I called the number – wanting to see who was being so fucking brazen – and lo and behold it’s K’s dad!!!!! He was all like, ‘yeah, it’s me.. what’s up with you. When you gonna come round and tan again?’

I wall like, ’Did K give you my number?’ and he told me her found it on her phone. Then he asked me to be his date for his office party!!! Can you freakin’ believe it? He was sooo nonchalant, acting like this was something he did every day. Just call up the girls on his baby girls cell and ask them out. (For the record, he’s divorced. But still.. it’s so.. weird!)

Shamefully, I didn’t say no outright. I just told him I might be working on that eve and would let him know by the end of the week after I had a look at the shift list. I usually wouldn’t think twice about jumping anyone that got my pussy flexing, but HE’S MY FRIEND’S DAD! 

Hmm.. Am seeing K tomorrow after college. Don’t quite know whether I should tell her what’s going on – ‘cos if I do decide to ride old ‘Richard’, I’d rather her not know about it. (It’ll only be a brief affair for sure..) And if I don’t, should I let her know she might want to get a password protected lock on her cell.


Any advice?


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  1. James
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    Go for it, leave no evidence and make sure you two are discreet. Else if k finds out, lets just say college will be awkward.

  2. cowboy
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 5:38 am | Permalink

    part of me says you only live once

    the other part says if it’s a friends dad its kak to do, especially behind her back. If you do go through with it rather do it with the green light from her. She will most probably say no, let her know that her dad wants you to be her date and ask her if shes ok. if she’s not, DROP IT! but dont do it without her knowing

  3. NM
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 7:09 am | Permalink

    FUCK NO Minx! He will tell his mates and it will come out somewhere. If he’s hot enough for you to like and ballsy enough to try his chances via sms, he’s a playa and probably going make you feel embarressed somehwere in the future. You’ll be chilling at a restaurant / bar, he’ll be there with his mates, he says he banged that babe over there, all his smates get letchy, you feel akward and not cool, K hates you and tells everyone, etc, etc. It’s a fokken bad idea. Many hot older guys out there for you to test, if it’s tickling your fann’c'y! Just my thoughts anyway!

  4. ss
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 7:15 am | Permalink

    Don’t do it, don’t do anyone actually, save yourself for me.

  5. Seerower
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    If he was really the suave older gentleman then he would have gotten your number directly from you.

  6. Bruce
    Posted December 11, 2010 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Hey !!

    Tell het about it. If she has a serios prob with it, drop it….. maybe call him, let him listen to you playing on the phone, but tell him its a no go.

    If her’s ok with if, rie him and kick him…. else you might have to “babysit” him later….

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