Good riddance!

So I’m sure a few of you will be glad to hear I’ve gotten rid of Sexy Arms (from here on out to be referred to as Doos Boy..) And I know, I know.. it seems so sudden.. especially since just the other day we were sharing mind-blowing We-Vibe orgasms.. But you have to understand, the guy was deteriorating into a total roid-head and it was driving me crazy. And his mental ex was just like the cherry on top..

Listen to this:

I got out of work the other night and discovered my car windscreen completely COVERED in a zillion TRILLION flyers for a car wash and night club! Every single car in the lot had just one or tow (or none) papers stuck on it, but mine was completely and utterly SMOTHERED! Someone had gone around the lot and picked the leaflets off every other car and stuffed it all over mine! Childish much?!!!!

But that’s not why I drop kicked his ass.. We were sitting on the couch on Friday and I was eating my sis’s killer carrot cake with cream cheese icing.

Me: OMG. This is, like, to die for. Are you sure you don’t want some?

Doos Boy: (snorts). Do you know how many carbs you’re ingesting right now? And that’s like your second piece. I’m actually kind of repulsed right now.. (tries to take fork away from me..)

Me: What? Are you kidding?

Doos Boy: I’m deadly serious. PUT IT DOWN NOW. And you haven’t gone to gym this week..

Me: (getting pissed) Excuse me?! I have actually. And even if I hadn’t, would that be, like, a problem for you?!

Doos Boy: It’ll be your problem my girl,when you’re a fat ass.. 

OH! MY! FUCKING! GOD!

If I was still holding the fork, I’d have shoved it right into his big, evil, carb-counting cuntalistic little retina!

And that was that. He’s out the door.

Now tell me people – does this look like the body of a girl who needs to be worrying about watching her waistline?

Take that, Doos!

Take that, Doos!

Laterz,

Minx

xoxox

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5 Comments

  1. voidzerto1
    Posted July 4, 2010 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    At fucking last! Glad you came to your senses. Jammer dat die kak nou eers die fan moes tref, but we saw some one coming a mile a away. And hun, jy kan vreet so veel wortel koek soos jy fokken lus voel! I love it myself! And as for the pic you posted, wtf are YOU worried about????? You have an amazing bod and regardless of how much carrot cake you chow down, you’re tops! so wikkel daai sexy boude! I still can’t believe you fucked an asshole like him. Hope you find something better. You deserve it you pervy nympho hottie!

  2. FrankyFingers
    Posted July 4, 2010 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    What a fuckin wanker!

  3. Nic
    Posted July 5, 2010 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    Move on Minx, You deserve better than doos boy!
    And WOW, you look absolutely gorgeous!!!

  4. Darkness
    Posted July 5, 2010 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

    Do you even care what he thinks hmmmmm eat all the carrot cake you want darlin!!!!!

  5. NM
    Posted July 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    Minx! You’ll be skinny forever yo! Sexy genes, sexy life, sexy pic, nice! To many protein shakes for Doos boy! “Don’t let the door hit you on deltoids on the way out Doos boy chops!”

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