Hideous, hideous, hideous..

So here’s how it went down..

I pitched up at PB’s place on Thurs without him knowing I was coming.. (I know were he lives because I dropped him off there the other day) and his mom opened the door.

Now, I didn’t think this was a big deal or anything.. many of my friends live with their folks. But she was all weird-ass to me. Her ‘tude was like ‘Er, who the fuck are you and what are you doing here so late..’ kinda thing.. (It was only just after 10, but now, in retrospect, I realise she’s probably got some stupid rule going with PB, something like ‘no mates over on school nights’ or whatever..) Also, she probz thought I was under age - so the fact that I reeked of pre-party booze and had two serious smokers, (Crazy L and T),  in tow wasn’t helping..

Anywaz.. you can’t imagine the shock I got upon entering the dude’s room. I mean, WTF?!!! There he was, sitting in front of the PC in a pair of hiiideeeooos tracksuit pants and a twee little school shirt. Behind him, on the bed, lay his blazer and tie!!!! I don’t know who was more embarrassed – him or me! I mean, I’d been telling my bitches about my hot, new fuck buddy for ages and they end up meeting a boy who probably still sleeps in Ben 10 pajamas?!! 

FUCK!!!! 

Naturally, Crazy L and T started to laugh. So hard that T fell in the passage way, losing a platform in the process.

PB: Shit, are you okay?

T: (laughing her ass off) Oh, hey, I’m just fine. Thank you.. KIDDO. (bursts into hysterical cackling)

Crazy L: (in hysterics) SONNY!

T: (semi-shrieking) LAD!!! Heeeeeeeee!

My! God! I rounded those bitches up so fast – and got out of there even faster. As you can imagine, they took the piss out of me all the way to town (’Oh, so this is why this door’s always on child lock..’) and I don’t think I will ever live this down.

*Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh*

Minx

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