ParaCUNT

Hmm..

Starting to have doubtful little thoughts about Sexy Arms.. (I know, I know.. I can’t keep a boy toy around longer than a pot plant!) Thing is – I’ve got this mirror by my bed that I’ve been meaning to hang up for ages, but it just lies there on the floor. Still, it’s at a rad angle because I can totally check myself out when I’m buzzing away at my clit or being pounded by a nice piece of cock.. (So perhaps I won’t bother hanging it up after all..)

But getting back to my point.. Every time I fuck Sexy Arms, I catch him looking at this bloody mirror – and not at me – at himself!!! He’s like a fucking parakeet! I can just IMAGINE the commentary going on inside his head, stuff like: ’Oooh yeah, look at that definition.. my guns are lookin’ good. Just lovin’ my lats right now.. Mental note to self, better double up on my protein shake..’

I’m suprised he doesn’t RUN to the kitchen to wolf down a lemon grilled chicken fillet to ‘refuel’ the mo his pulls outta my vag - eye’s all wild and glazed. A fucken protein zombi.

So yes, the sex might be fabtastic, but I dunno how long I can keep on dating a cunt who’s vainer than I am. There’s only room for one diva in my bed.. Will have to see about this..

Later bitches,

Minx

xoxo

 P.S. Tonight I’m finally going to watch Twilight. Can you believe I’ve never seen it? All my girlfriends are horrified. They’ve had their panties soaked up over this greasy looking Edward twat for ages now and I’m still completely in the dark. Will let you know what I think in the week.. ;-P ;-P

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3 Comments

  1. voidzerto1
    Posted June 6, 2010 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    Ja jong, that’s what happens when you go for those types. Undercover moffie! Try a ordinary guy next time. Maybe you’ll be pleasantly surprised and satisfied!

  2. Nicola
    Posted June 7, 2010 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    Blindfold him and fuck his brains out…

  3. Nils
    Posted June 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    Maybe he wasn’t looking at his own mirror-image, but at yours???

    What would be better than two of you, Minki?

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