Not so silk stalkings

OMFG!

So this chick (lets call her T) has been coming into the bar where I work.. she sits at the bar, orders a Cosmo and talks shizz to me. In fact, to be specific, she likes to talk about boys.. and you know me, I have no problems spilling deets – so I blab on and on about Sexy Arms.. how vain he is.. what the sex is like, blah blah..

Anywayz, tonight the hot armed boyf himself was showing me a few pics on his laptop and I happened to spot dear old T!

Me: Oh, I know that girl! She comes into that bar all the time.

Sexy Arms: B?

Me: Er.. no, her names T.

Sexy Arms: Oh, ‘cos that’s B, my ex girlfriend.

Me: What the fuck? You’re kidding me! ‘Because that’s her! That chick comes into the bar! (starting to panic..)

Sexy Arms: But her name’s B…

Me: But she told me her name was T!

At this point, I demanded to see more pictures of her and it only confirmed that T and B were the EXACT SAME PERSON. (I spotted a snap of her sporting a highly original – tacky – little necklace I’ve seen her wear in the bar..)

Can you fucking believe it? This cunt has actually made a point of ‘befriending’ me, using a fake name and pumping me for info in regards to what I’m doing with her man. Can you say PSYCHO?!

Okay, so I’m now too tired to type up the rest of this story.. and I gotta paint my nails and wax my pussy.. But I will check in tomorrow or the next day.

Laterz bitches,

Minx

xoxo

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4 Comments

  1. Posted June 18, 2010 at 8:11 am | Permalink

    Hello Minx

    Can’t believe I only found out about this blog today. I’m a writer in the sex trade, Hustler and various other mediums across the web and print. You have a very alluring tone to your writing. Nothing gets a man hotter than listening to a woman so candidly talking about her pussy and a cock up her ass. Love it. I’ve met a lot of sexy porn stars and sex workers doing what I do, but I think I’ve found you more interesting.

  2. voidzero1
    Posted June 19, 2010 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    L.O.Muthafucking.L! You had THAT coming! Ditch his ass before she stalks you and does something even more Psycho! Or not! Your pussy is on the line here! hahahaha!

  3. Claudia
    Posted June 20, 2010 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    OK, so she doesn’t know that you know… so play her a bit! Have some fun! Tell her about your boyfriend telling you how he picked up some really nasty STD’s from his previous girlfriend and how he struggled to clear it up! Man, I would have sooooooo much fun with a psycho bitch like this!

  4. voidzerto1
    Posted June 20, 2010 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Lol@Claudia! I love that idea! It’s so twisted! Women are so evil when it comes to revenge and playing mind games!

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