(Almost) sex in cars with boys..

My sis likes to set me up on blind dates. It’s like her thing. They never ever work out, but once she’s got a match in her head, she’s like a fucking rottweiler with a plastic chicken.. bitch just won’t let it go. So ja.. I go on these every now and again just to shut her up. Also as I’m a student, I won’t say no to a free meal in a swank restaurant. (I’ve often ordered dessert if the fuckers totally boring, just so I can zone out into a tub of creme brulee and eat his painful conversation away..)

So this is how I ended up meeting R. Now R was perfectly nice and rather good looking. We hooked up at a nice little restaurant in town, Cafe Paradiso, and had the most amazing squid ink risotto ever! Was scared it would stain my teeth, but it didn’t. It just tasted absolutely fucking delicious and was totally worth the kilojoules. Still there were no sparks between the two of us. Especially after he confessed to enjoying the Twilight movies. (Vom, vom, vom..) I think R could also sense that I wasn’t feeling his vibe and our date ended early.. or tried to anyway. When we got to his car, it wouldn’t start! O vok..

R susptected it was his battery playing up, so he called his mate, B, who has jumper cables. After a few minutes, he rocked up in a vest fresh from gym. And the dude was built hey. Nice, big arm’s rippling with muscles.. beautiful perfectly defined calves. It was lust at first sight. ! ! !

Anywayz, it was bad news for R, but good news for me.. no amount of jumping could get his car back on the road. So, we all got into B’s Audi A3 to go drop R at home and then I was left all alone with him (woo hoo!) while he drove me back to the ‘burbs. The car ride was full of sexual tension and I could tell B was totally into me. I mean how could he not be? I was wearing my tall, strappy fuck me heels and my I-know-you-want-to-spank-my-ass mini dress. 

Eventually, when he parked outside my apartment, I couldn’t bare it anymore and asked him if there was anything i could do to thank him for the lift.. He was all like, ‘no, no, don’t be silly’ and I was like ‘well how about if I suck your cock?’ Heheheheh. You should’ve seen the boy’s face. ! ! ! Within no time I was giving him one of my killer blow jobs to the tune of that crappy new Britney Spears song. Unfortunately, I heard someone start to open the electric gate at the front, so I had to stop before he could come in my mouth, but I’m sure he won’t ‘hold it against me’. Ha!

The gate opener turned out to be my flatmate who was leaving for a night out, spotted me and came over to talk shizz – so I ended my little mo with B then and there, with us agreeing to Facebook each other. Of course he’s sent me a thousand messages wanting to see me again - and I definately will.. and will be sure to keep you all posted. But ja, it looks like I’ll be getting some cock this weekend. Wooo hooo!!!

Later bitches,



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  1. ss
    Posted February 1, 2011 at 6:13 am | Permalink

    Woo hoo!!!

  2. Ron
    Posted February 1, 2011 at 6:56 am | Permalink

    The are billion of men all around cheering B, for vicariously making this (Wet) dreams cum true…!!!! Minx…you are AWESOME!!!!

  3. Meg
    Posted February 1, 2011 at 7:03 am | Permalink

    OMG Minx!
    Reading your little adventure turned me on sooo much, I’m all wet and excited now – 8:30am at my work desk…! How will I be able to concentrate now with nothing but cock sucking on my mind???

    • Fanie
      Posted February 2, 2011 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

      Hello Meg
      Its a pity you are not working for me.

    • Ron
      Posted February 7, 2011 at 9:09 am | Permalink

      Dear Meg

      Please send me a copy of your CV…Pronto!!!

      Please attached recent photo…!


  4. Rohann van Vuren
    Posted February 1, 2011 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    Very nicely done Minx!! Sure there are loads of guys that wish they could meet you like that! hehe

  5. Fanie
    Posted February 1, 2011 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    Hello. Would love to follow you on face book. May i have your face book name?

    • Minki
      Posted February 2, 2011 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

      Nope, sorry. FB is for my friends only.

  6. Hans Hammer
    Posted February 2, 2011 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    Rock `n Roll

  7. peeping tom
    Posted February 3, 2011 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    you are more shallow than most guys i know! Dunno if its good or bad? Only pretty boys for you hey?

    • Samantha
      Posted February 3, 2011 at 10:03 am | Permalink

      Peeping Tom: talking about shallow, your username says it all ! ! !

  8. peeping tom
    Posted February 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    i never claimed not to be, just saing she’s like me. SHALLOW!!!!!!!

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