Sticky fingers..

Okay so this is what went down.. SO angry..

 A bud of mine, C, popped in the other night to borrow my GHD and what do you know – hell bitch J just happened to be with her. (My friend doesn’t know that we’ve been doing the wild lesbo dance and I wanna keep it that way for now so we just chatted for a bit, I handed over the straightener and then they left.)


I soon realised my cell phone was missing!!!!!!!!!

So my flatmate decided to give it a ring to help me find it. Can you imagine my suprise when, after three missed calls, my friend, C, picked it up!?!

C: Hello?

Me: Hello? Who’s this?

C: Who’s this?

Me: I own this phone!!

C: Minx?! OMG!!

Me: WTF?

C: Minx, you’re gonna die! J is in the Engen right now buying cigs but she left her whole bag in the car. Your phone’s been ringing and ringing so I picked it up. I thought it was her phone. OMG! OMG!

Me: Why does she have it? OMG! Bring it back RIGHT NOW!!!

C: Wait… Oh God, she’s coming.. (muffle, muffle.. she hangs up.)

Now for those of you who don’t know (oh wait, that’s all of you) my cell is pretty distinctive because it has a pink rubbery skin over it. Also – all C had to do was scroll through my pics to see it was so obvs that it was MY FUCKING PHONE. (So that cunt couldn’t deny it wasn’t if she wanted to. But luckily she didn’t). Still, when she got back in the car, C was all like ‘Um.. why do you have Minx’s phone?’ And the bitch EXPLODED!

She was all like OMG I picked it up by accident okay? And how dare you open my bag?!! Are you trying to accuse me of something? How dare you?!

Um? Hello?!!! My phone is a lumo pink rubber brick! Like HOW WAS IT POSSIBLE for her to mistake it for ANYTHING else?  

To wrap this up.. C dropped her off and they haven’t spoken since. I have my phone back and J’s number is like SO DELETED. LIKE FOREVER

Right-o, I’m off to stick something big and buzzing into my pussy.. nothing like a nice wank to get my heart rate down. Shew!  


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  1. Rikki (female)
    Posted March 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    WOW! what a little whore! I can’t believe she did that! Its a pity because she seemed like a hot bitch, but I guess there are many more in the sea;)

  2. Posted March 11, 2010 at 10:26 pm | Permalink


  3. Darkness
    Posted March 13, 2010 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    That’s just plain skanky

  4. Andrew
    Posted March 14, 2010 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    Lol – sounds like a girl I knew once… Who knows! ‘Cept she was a C not a J… She once made off with half of a friends designer wardrobe while ‘housesitting’ for her…

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