Great Balls of… Fun Factory

What’s happening people?

I’ve been having fun testing my latest plaything.. Fun Factory Smartballs.

Quite simply, they’re the most awesome-ist, funnest way to tighten up your cunt – not that mine needs too much tweaking. Hee! Being young and fit, I’m still enjoying the luxury of a teeny, tiny, super tight pussy. But hey! You can never be too right, too thin or too toit! Right?

Smart Balls - yum

So how do these Fun Factory sex toys work, you ask? Easy peezy. You just slip them in your vag and use your cunt muscles to hold them in place. Inside each balletjie, there’s a little metal one that rolls around (without a sound I might add), but you can feel it. It’s hard to describe the sensation, but it’s niiiice. Even the slightest movement sets them rolling, so you’re always aware of them - and contsantly, subtly clenching your puss puss. I wore them to work the other day and got off on the fact that I was pouring drinks and chatting up old geezers and not a single one knew that my snatch was working serious overtime, pummeling and clenching those balls as though they were a big, veiny cock!

Now ladies.. despite the fact that clenchin’ on Smartballs feels real good, unless you’re seeeerrriiiooussly aroused, I don’t think they’re enough to get you off. HOWEVER!!! They’re a VERY nice orgasm enhancer. Take it from me.. having these bitches inside of you while you buzz away at your clit or slide a nice wet finger in and out of your ass feels fucking delish.

Right, now I must log off. I feel a bit of a headache coming on. Reckon I’d best go ’relieve a little tension..’




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  1. Posted April 24, 2010 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    I wish you would stop pushing Passion Fruit products so much and revert back to how you used to wrote. I think one of the biggest reasons people locked onto your blog was because your writing is really good and it’s a really interesting read, you’re losing the personal touch.

    Take this as constructive critism from one of South Africas top bloggers :)

    • Minki
      Posted April 26, 2010 at 8:05 am | Permalink

      Thanks Chris, I appreciate your honest feedback!
      I’m still a new kid on the block – or should I say new kid on the blog?
      But don’t worry, you’ll still hear about my mischief… xx

  2. Vivian
    Posted April 26, 2010 at 7:36 am | Permalink

    My gosh, those smartballs sound good!

  3. Vivian
    Posted April 26, 2010 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    Imagine wearing these puppies while going shopping, or at work… hmmm what a nice little secret!

  4. Andrew
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    Hah – gave a set of these to a friend of mine a few weeks back – the feedback I got was simple… “OOOOH AWESOME!!!”


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